September 20, 2006
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Ambling into London Bridge last night – (incidentally, I want to say right here, right now, that when I come down with Legionnaires disease in a couple of months, I want you all to sue whoever is responsible for that enormously vile vent by the Tooley Street entrance to platforms 1-6) – I caught sight of a headline on a paper being waggled by a distribution urchin:
"Global Warming Caused By Man."
(Brief tangent: I don’t think that they mean just by one man, but by many people; I will also be charitable and say that presumably the sub-editor on whichever piss-poor free dirtrag didn’t have the space to write "Humanity" rather than being consumed by burning misandry.)
My reaction was – gosh, really? You don’t say. And there was me thinking it was caused by the breathing of puppies, or not actually happening at all.