I’m being harrassed by some complete fucktard in Ghana. He keeps ringing my landline and repeating, over and over again, "Hello. Good eve-ening." Jamie’s mooted the possibility of it being a recording, but the pauses and exact phrasing is different each time (today he said "Good morning" before switching back into the normal routine). I put the phone down, I say nothing, I swear, but the only way to stop the phone ringing again thirty seconds after terminating the previous call is to unplug the phone. 1471’s picking up the number. I’m going to have to see if TalkTalk can block him, he’s driving me absolutely insane.