Conversations with other people’s cats

Bagelmouse [at the back door]: Mog! MOG!
Tabby cat [running up the garden]: I’m here! I’m here! *phew!* I’m all out of breath now!
Bagelmouse: You’re not my cat.
Tabby cat: I know, but… we could fix that right? Just let me in and…
Bagelmouse: You know I’m going to have to chase you off now.
Tabby cat: You wouldn’t, would yo… oh you would. OK, I’m running away.

I’ve bought a super soaker.

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