Be careful what you wish for

Car ‘bombs’ in London and Glasgow, flooding and now foot and mouth. Do you wonder if Gordon Brown is thinking "bollocks. It wasn’t meant to be like this"? Or if Tony Blair is cackling away in whatever luxury villa he’s blagged for a holiday? Maybe he’s even orchestrating all this… occasionally getting on the phone, checking on the plans. "Got the Union Flag-decorated bomb set to go off under the Belarus pipeline? Excellent. That’ll piss the Russians off just as they were forgetting about Lugovoi. Is the nuclear waste ready to be planted on the Olympics site? And the exam papers from all the new City Academies have been tampered with to give shitty results? Eeexcellent."

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2 responses to “Be careful what you wish for

  1. kate August 6, 2007 at 9:51 am

    As Iain Dale says, there’s a whiff of the 4 horsemen of the Apocalypse …

  2. Rachel August 6, 2007 at 12:53 pm

    Who needs Pestilence when you have Blair?

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