Reasons to be single, 1, 2, 3

What will probably turn out to be another occasional series, with apologies to Ian Dury

1. Seeing just how long one can grow one’s leg hair. A good game to play during a ‘summer’ like this, when anything other than full-length trousers sit mouldering in the wardrobe.

2. Not having to go through the process of teaching the basics of human communication to yet another grunting neanderthal, including the concept of using more than one finger to type an email and the location of the ‘reply’ button.

3. Ah.

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