Reasons to be single
August 22, 2007
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Yup, looks like this will definitely turn into a series
It’s like Lucy Mangan read my mind. Particularly the bulleted list at the bottom of the page! Though this section made me squeal with laughter:
"Two days before date, realise that your favourite outfit is still at the bottom of the laundry basket stinking of fags and spilled wine. Panic-buy something that makes you look like the sixth and saddest member of Girls Aloud and that you won’t realise until far too late is tight enough to garrotte your crotch and induce a strain of thrush so far unknown to medical science."