Following instructions

I bought a big tupperware box this weekend. Tucked inside was this card:


Deride the food separately, huh? OK. Bananas, you are shit. What kind of food needs such a massive jacket? Potatoes, you are peasants. Carrots, you’ll get your turn. Butternut squash? Butternut squash?! What a ponce.


One response to “Following instructions

  1. Nick November 5, 2007 at 12:22 pm

    Might be good advice. An allicance between the fruit bowl and the roots cupboard/draw could be a dangerous thing.

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