November 26, 2007
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It turns out that my brain has two very distinct settings. One is the full-on prose mode, where I can spaf out a lengthy post with joy and abandon every other day. The other setting, which has made itself known this last week, is the setting that only works for conjuring random and/or (possibly) witty one-liners beginning "[Bagelmouse] is…" for Facebook updates.
I do not know why this should be. All I know is that the part of my brain that usually holds two or three blog posts at once, quietly fizzing away until they appear on this august page, has been taken over by possible status updates. I’m not inventing my status updates – I want to make that absolutely clear – but at any one time I can choose from about six.
Which is really fucking stupid.
But if it’s one or the other, maybe it’s time I asked Pete to add my Facebook to Feed Me, and hope I don’t pwn it again.