January 1, 2009
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What happens when faced with a box of After Eight mints
Yum. After Eights. Nibble round the edges of one then wolf it down.
Cannot possibly have just one. It's almost rude. Break a second into half and halves again, then eat the lot in one bite.
Two in succession should be enough to sate the appetite but must… have… more…
Nom. Nom. Nom. Three down.
Put the box somewhere out of arm's reach. Take two more to keep me going.
Teeth have a faint minty sugar film now.
Get up and take another two.
Remember After Eights are made by Nestle. Due to personal Nestle boycott am thereby duty bound to demolish the evidence / guilt.