Conversations with my cat
February 5, 2009
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El Mog: What the frick is going on here?
Bagelmouse: Same as the last few days.
El Mog: This 'no' stuff? Still here? Why?
Bagelmouse: Snow, idiot. And yes it's still here. At least you have the option of not going out in it.
El Mog: Hey, I went out.
Bagelmouse: You didn't move further than a foot from the back door.
El Mog: Of course not. Have you seen that shit?
Bagelmouse: I've seen your shit. Oh yay for a cat who hasn't been to the loo outside since Sunday.