International marabout

I am, for some reason I can't work out, properly busy, but I have to tell you about this leaflet that came through the door yesterday.

PROFESSOR OUSMAN

No problem without solution

Well, there's a claim for you now

International marabout

what the fuck is a marabout? One of these

of fame with true genuine and proven spiritual guidance.

But not so hot with the punctuation

Bright reading into the past,

Oh, a comma; please forgive me brightly, Professor Ousman

present and future establishing these powers before your very own eyes.

It won't work if you see it with someone else's own eyes

Solving problems regarding marriage, Mr. Right, sexual impotence,

presumably the last two aren't related

women or men in desperate need of a child, bringing loved ones back, success in exams, in all kinds of business, client attraction and award of contracts to your business, Job opportunities

I hope not the Biblical Job. His opportunities sucked

promotions and satisfaction, TV opportunities, fame for actors and actresses and those seeking the opportunity,

The opportunity? To be famous, I guess. Is Professor Ousman actually Simon Cowell?

court cases, health and depression.

Professor Ousman lives in Catford.

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2 responses to “International marabout

  1. P3 September 17, 2010 at 9:37 am

    I just got it in my mail box too.

  2. Rachel September 17, 2010 at 9:39 am

    Oh, is he back? Hooray for Professor Ousman! He has actually inspired me in ways he will never know.

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