A letter from my bank, translated

Dear Miss Mouse

As a thank you for your continued business and effective management of your account, we have decided to increase your credit limit.

In translation, I think this means:

Dear Miss Mouse

You’ve clearly stopped being able to pay off your credit card in full each month. This makes us more money, and we thank you. Are your finances a tad fucked? Never mind. We would like to reward such effective management of your account by offering you more credit. Enjoy your massive potential debt.

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